понедельник, 26 января 2015
Араши и Каме!
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Может кто перевести на русский? Sho: This time around, it seems like a complete restaurant rebuild, right?
Nino: Right!
Sho: I wonder who it is. The guest.
Nino: So we are gonna entertain….?
Aiba: Are we gonna do it? Cooking?
Sho: After all, all of us got their own field of expertise now, right?
читать дальшеAiba: Well, that’s right.
Sho: Around New Year, I had the role of a chef. Italian for Matsujun. Chinese for Aiba. Japanese for Nino. Fish for Ohno.
Screen: Sho – French, Matsumoto – Italian, Aiba – Chinese, Ninomiya – Japanese, Ohno – Fish
Nino: This spot only seems a bit different…
Ohno: Well, well, well….
Sho: Well then, let’s call him out, today’s guest is this person. Please!
Today’s guest is KAT-TUN’s Kamenashi Kazuya. Pleased to work wish you!
That was teriffic just now. The audience voice…
Nino: BING!
Sho: Did you hear how their voice just went up?! Ki~~n!
Nino: Terrific.
VTR: KAT-TUN. Kamenashi Kazuya. 28 years old. Actually, there is rumors he might be the number 1 most talented cook within Johnny’s. His repoirtoir consists of cousine from around the world. This Kamenashi is gonna present his cooking to Arashi for the very first time! The reason….? Actually, there is a gap of 7 years between Arashi’s and KAT-TUN’s debut. To close the gap, „Kame’s Restaurant“ is specially gonna open just for tonight. Furthermore…!
Kame: We have often been told that we were scary, right? By a lot of people.
Nino: That’s because YOU WERE scary.
VTR: Revealing this only to Arashi. Kamenashi’s real motives.
Kame: If you just do „Tsk!“ that will be enough.
Kame: Actually, I gave it a lot of thought before coming today.
Sho: This makes me really happy. After all, a junior (*1) cooking your you doesn’t happen so often. Ohno-san, did you experience this before?
Ohno: …
Sho: Today! Ohno-san, you totally have the vibe of a dad…! What happened?
Sho: In fact, is there anyone you are meeting in your private time….?
Kame: Ninomiya-kun! … We are actually from the same area.
Nino: Yup~
Kame: Before, I visited him at home one time.
Matsujun: Eh~
Nino: Well, after all, there is a lot of people who come from the same area, but if the station is the same, that’s really a big thing.
Sho: So even during your time as junior (*2) you did things together? Before becoming Arashi.
Nino: We did, we did, we did.
Kame: Johnny-san did say „You-tachi are from the same area, the characters are the same as well. Our names’.“
Sho: Kazunari to Kazuya. (*3)
Kame: „How about doing a combi!“ and things like this. Even though in reality I was at the bottom suddenly they let me dance together with Nino-kun.
Nino: After all, there are connections like this.
Sho: Things you share.
Nino: That’s right.
Sho: I see, I see.
Nino: That’s why, you see. This time, I kinda thought „This might be the origin.“
„From Kazunari to Kazuya, a special opportunity to close the gap to Arashi’s hearts! Titled: ‘ Which one is real? Kamenashi Restaurant!’ „
Nino: Well! This being sad, from now on we will hold a two-choice quiz regarding Kamenashi’s real recent private life.
Matsujun: Two-choices, I see.
Nino: Yes. This time, Kamenashi-san will cook for the person with the best sense. Well, so far, that’s pretty normal. Right? Audience, you don’t have to say „Oh~!“ or anything at that point. (*4) We don’t need a cheaply added „Oh“ or something like that. What is actually amazing is that he already has decided on the dish he is gonna make for the winner individually.
Ohno: By image, right?
Matsujun: So you thought of several patterns?
Nino: That’s right, 4.
Kame: Yes. I thought of 4 patterns.
Matsujun: Eh? It isn’t like in reality you only have 1 pattern?!
Kame: No, that’s not it! Really! Really!
Matsujun: Really?!
Kame: First of all, I spent 2 hours during the meeting on this. To decide the menu. Then I went to another location(*5) and spent another 30 minutes on the telephone.
Matsujun: Amazing! That’s…!
Aiba: Wait, wait! Please tell us the genre. If it is like that.
Nino: Okay, let’s just reveral one person then. Should I say it?
Sho: Just tell us one please~
Nino: Uhm. You are Indian. (*While pointing at Aiba.)
Screen: He is Indian.
Nino: Well then, let’s begin!
Aiba: I am Indian?
Matsujun: Not Chinese?!
Nino: First of all, let’s begin with a question regarding his love life.
„The first thing you notice on a girl?“
Sho: Haaaa???? Well, a part, right?
Nino: Correct. So, Red Kame is this one. Lips.
Sho: Lips….
Versus Blue Kame on the other site. Eyes.
Jun: Eyes, I see.
Nino: So, which ones does Kame look at first? Please answer with your first impression. 1-2…
Nino & Kame: Which one is…
Nino: KAMENASHI!
Kame: Kamenashi….
Nino: Ah, I see. It should be „REAL Kamenashi“. Since both are „Kamenashi“.
Kame: Both are „Kame“.
Screen: Time up!
Nino: Okay, it’s over! Well, Mr. Dad. Mr. Dad, where have you been come from to participate?
Ohno: Tokyo.
Nino: Tokyo!
Ohno: Iyah, well. I think it’s the eyes, definitely.
Sho: Then! Come here…?!?!
Ohno: It’s fine already. Eyes, after all, are very ordinary.
Matsujun: Is that so?
Ohno: So I thought „Kame-chan, doesn’tt he unexpectedly like the lips?“
Nino: If that’s true, what kind of lips do you think Kamenashi-san likes?
Ohno: After all, uhm, well moisturized. The eyes just go there.
Sho: it’s just a hunch, but do you perhaps like moisturized lips yourself, Ohno-san?
Ohno: I do like them.
Sho: Oh…! After all! That’s why you sometimes put lipbalm on his own lips this heavily, Ohno-san?
Kame: He enjoys this by himself?!
Ohno: Don’t you want to be your lips smooth, too?
Aiba: There are things like this….
Nino: Didn’t you just select your own preference then? Well, what about the opposing Blue Kame team?
Aiba: After all, I don’t think you look at the lips of someone you met for the first time like this. „Oh, hello!“ (* Stares at Kame’s lips.) I don’t think there aren’t many people like this.
Nino: Isn’t that just a problem of the way you look at it?
Aiba: However, after all, if you talk, it’s the eyes.
Nino: I see. Well then, which one is correct? Which one is the REAL Kamenashi?
Kame: The correct answer is… Eyes.
Nino: Well! Ths being said, everyone in the Blue Kame corner got it right!
Aiba: That’s how it should be! That’s how it should be!
Matsujun: Right!
Sho: It’s fine even if it’s not funny. This quiz!
Matsujun: Since it’s „REAL Kamenashi“.
Nino: It’s „REAL Kamenashi“.
Kame: For this one, I let myself go with „REAL Kamenashi“.
Ohno: It’s too real, this quiz…
Nino: Why? Why the eyes?
Kame: After all, I think the eyes are important.
Nino: Does it reveral the personality? From the eyes?
Kame: Un. Also, after all the white portion of the eyes might be important, too.
Matsujun: What does that mean? What does that mean?
Aiba: The white portion…?
Kame: I like girls who have clear white of the eye.
Sho: I see, there is people like this.
Matsujun: Eh? So how can someone get clear whites of the eye?
Kame: I don’t really not, but… somehow…
Nino: It’s blue. (*To Ohno)
Kame: Somewhat… white?
Sho: Well, pretty eyes?
Kame: Hum, maybe that’s what you call pretty eyes…?
Ohno: You mean, bloodshot eyes are no-no?
Kame: That makes me think „Ah, she is tired….“
Nino: You become worried.
Kame: Yes.
Nino: „After all, this is important to me.“ …
Kame: Right.
Nino: So! The 3 here have taken the lead by one point.
Matsujun: I did it!
Nino: Congratulations.
Nino: Well, the next secret of Kame we are gonna unreveal in the blink of an eye is this one…!
What is the first thing you wash when taking a shower? Red Kame is this one. Head. Versus Blue Kame here. Under the armpits. So, which one is Kame washing first? Please answer by intuition! 1-2. Which one is…?
Nino & Kame: REAL Kamenashi?
Matsujun: This one doesn’t mean „Body“ or something, right?
Nino: It’s „under his armpits“.
Ohno: Iyah, I think it’s over there.
Nino: Well, got it.
Matsujun: … You also have to think about points, right?
Aiba: The points, right.
Nino: For starters, everyone at the Red Kame field, head?
Sho: After all, please imagine Kame-chan taking a shower. He would do it like this. I think. He wouldn’t do things like this.
Nino: By the way, where do the three of you start?
Matsujun: It’s the head for me, I think.
Aiba: I start with the teeth.
Kame: … when you take a shower?
Sho: Eh? Inside the shower you do it like this?
Aiba: No, no!
Nino: Versus…. Dad.
Aiba: Daddy!
Nino: From where did you travel to participate?
Ohno: Uhm, Tokyo!
Nino: Thank you very much! All the way!
This being said… Dad… „Wouldn’t he start from under his armpits?“ is what you think?
Ohno: Yes.
Nino: Oh~ Why do you think so?
Ohno: Probably he is ticklish….
Kame: Ticklish…?
Ohno: Hum. Probably.
Nino: I see.
Matsujun: That’s quite some odd answer….
Ohno: That’s why, he wants to start from the most ticklish spots.
Nino: From the soft spot…
Ohno: He wants to start washing from his soft spot, right. This is what it turns out like…
Sho: By the way, dad, from where do you start washing?
Ohno: Me? From the head.
Nino: Well! In the end, which is the real Kamenashi?
Kame: The correct answer is…. Head!
Nino: This being said, everyone on the Red Kame side got it right~!
Aiba: That’s how it should be! That’s how it should be!
Ohno: That’s how it should be. I haven’t seen anyone starting from here.
Matsujun: If it was before a date I would still understand it somehow…
Ohno: If it was a date I would still understand somehow.
Nino: Well, by the way, what do you think he is wearing when he sleeps?
Matsujun: Ah, then, isn’t he going to receive 1 point if he gets it right?
Nino: Hum. Let’s do it like that. Then, Red Kame is „Sweater“, Blue Kame is „Bathrobe“. So?
Ohno: I think I will get this one right.
Nino: If you would then, please.
Ohno: Sweater.
Nino: The correct answer is… Pajama. Too bad!
Screen: Unfortunately wrong answer.
Nino: Too bad, wrong answer~~~
Nino: Well then, let’s continue one by one. The next one is this…! This one could be a chance! „The meeting point for his ideal date?“ The Red Kame regarding this question is…
Matsujun: Eh?
Nino: The Arc de Triomphe in Paris.
Aiba: His ideal meeting point?
Nino: And Blue Kame is this one. Yokohama’s Yamashita Park. Well, everyone, please try to think about this and answer by intuition. 1, 2.
Nino & Kame: Which one is the REAL Kamenashi?
Matsujun: Do you want to come here?
Sho: Uhm… I want to go there.
Aiba: Well then, let’s play Rock, Scissors, Paper.
Matsujun: There has to be two. (Over there.)
Aiba: Two here?
Matsujun: Two there.
Aiba: Okay got it.
Matsujun: Rock, Scissors, Paper, Rock, Scissors, Paper.
Aiba: Ah~
Nino: Is it alright? Everyone is already giving off a vibe as if this side was definitely wrong…?
Sho: Well, okay, I will be here. I actually have a reason. Really.
Nino: Well then…?
Sho: Kamenashi Kazuya likes Paris. For real. Because, I… Oh, you don’t seem to know, huh? When I watched „another sky“, it was also Paris.=======================
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